Apparently, Apparently, Apparently: Noah is Now Officially the Internet's Favourite Child

"And apparently, I have never been on live television before."

Forget everything else, this is currently the most famous line on the internet. Noah Ritter's 'interview' with Newswatch 16's reporter has caught the imagination of the global village we otherwise call the world wide web. The original video apparently has over 12.2  million views on YouTube and counting.

YouTube Channel schmoyoho decided to 'songify' it, ensuring that the apparent craze for Noah's apparent cuteness will not not die down any time soon. The kid's hilarious soundbytes, delivered to the news channel in a musical cadence, made sure that there was enough material for a song, and Auto-Tune did the rest. It is quite catchy. The fact that Noah is absolutely adorable helps too.

Sample this bit of inspiring lyrics:

Apparently sometimes I don't watch the news
Because I'm a kid
And apparently every time grandpa gives me the remote
After we watch the powerball
I've never ever been on live television
I've never ever been on live television
Never, never
Never, never, never, never

Auto-Tune, you may have detractors, but you win the battle in this case. Watch, 'cause apparently this is the most amazing song on the internet today: