He 'Invented' His Girlfriend and She Now Lives in His Shower

If there is an award for weird news of the century then for the love of God just hand it over to this one. The plot-line is simple enough. There is a guy, a girl and a shower. Sounds like a scene right of a romantic film, right? Ummm. Sadly, no.

There is a guy, yes. There is a girl too. But instead of the good old muscle and bone stuff, she's made of plastic. He bought all the material and documented the 'making of his girlfriend'. Creeped out? Wait, the good bit comes next.

When we said 'a girl and a shower', we meant it quite literally. The girl is the shower. The shower is the girl. The shower is fitted in the girl's head. We really, really wish we were joking, but we are not.  Watch how he did it, but remember, the images are graphic and will stay in your mind for longer than you'd want it to:

In case any of you need a plastic soulmate, this is what you'll need:

 
The beginning. And we wish he had stopped right there.

No, no, no. It's staring! Make it stop. NOW!

Okay. Stop. Stoooooooooop!

Aaaaaaaargh. Not eating noodles for the rest of this month.

Most. Disturbing. Image. Ever.

We know loneliness can be difficult. But this, is just plain old creepy. Jeeez.