Kanye West is $53 Million in Debt. Yeezus! Mark Zuckerberg, Please Read

New Delhi: Lately it seems like everyday you wake up to a headline about Kanye West. Maybe two headlines in the same day, maybe three. It's like the Bill Murray movie Groundhog Day in which he is stuck in endless loop of the same day. It seems like that with Kanye who is either launching a new album or a fashion line or tweeting a fake Rolling Stone cover or writing unprintable lyrics about Taylor Swift. Or asking Mark Zuckerberg to bail him out of a $53 million debt. (Also Read: Does Kanye West Like Mustard? Rolling Stone Did Not Ask This Question)

On Valentine's Day, the 38-year-old musician put out a tweet claiming he was massively in debt in his personal capacity.
 

I write this to you my brothers while still 53 million dollars in personal debt... Please pray we overcome... This is my true heart...

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016

But fear not, Kanye fans, your hero has a plan to improve his struggling finances. He wants Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg to invest in him a sum that will rescue him twice over. Call Kanye, Mark.
 

Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016

 

Mark Zuckerberg I know it's your bday but can you please call me by 2mrw...

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016

Now, just in case the unspecified 'Kanye West ideas' aren't intriguing enough (after all, who wouldn't want to invest in a man who, true story, decided that diamonds make for good dentures?), Kanye would like your help and mine in getting Mark Zuckerberg to fund him.
 

World, please tweet, FaceTime, Facebook, instagram, whatever you gotta do to get Mark to support me...

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016

This is slightly creepy:
 

Mark, I am publicly asking you for help...

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016

Perhaps this rebuke will help:
 

You love hip hop, you love my art... I am your favorite artist but you watch me barely breathe and still play my album in your house ...

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016

If Mark Zuckerberg won't, perhaps Google co-founder Larry Page will:
 

hey Larry Page I'm down for your help too ...

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016

 

All you dudes in San Fran play rap music in your homes but never help the real artists...

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016

Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page - never, just never forget who the real artists are. Because:
 

I'm this generation's Disney... I want to bring dope shit to the world...

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016

 

I am the Jordan and Steph Curry of music, meaning I'm the best of 2 generations.

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016

Meanwhile, Kanye, who is married to Kim Kardashian and has two children, intends to run for the White House in 2020. Before that, he intends to win a Grammy tomorrow.
 

I'm practicing my Grammy Speech. I'm not going to the Grammys unless they promise me the Album of the Year!!!

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 15, 2016