Prince Shows up to Watch Tennis at the French Open Looking Very Prince-Like

New Delhi: The artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince watched a match at Roland Garros (Nadal vs Lajovic, if you want to know). It began well, despite the silver cane, the mirrored sunglasses and the turtleneck. Here, he was probably thinking: 'Yay, I'm in Paris and my afro looks fierce.'




'Love all? Never knew how affectionate Parisians were. I verily approve.'




'My teeth match my cane and my turtleneck. I look freakin' awesome.'




'This is boring. They're just hitting a ball around. I could do that.'




'Yup, boring. B-O-R-I-N-G. Who's this Rafael dude anyway?'




'I don't get it.'




'I still don't get it.'




'OK, now I get it.'




'Rafa buddy, do you really think King of Clay is a very royal thing to be?'




'Sooooo.....is it over?'