crow is kauva, quarter is pauva, usha uthup sings auva auva..
— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) April 6, 2015kisi kisi ka paas ghamand, 'mere paas hai mutual fund' COMING SOON !!!
— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) April 4, 2015temperature is paara, fodder is chaara, bolo tara ra ra..
— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 29, 2015ek paapi hee karta hai sin, whisky mein milakar peeta hai gin, kaun sa better hai, tide ya rin ?
— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 29, 2015khao idli khao dosa, khao vada khao samosa, mat todo kisi ka bharosa..
— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) April 23, 2015break up isn't always meant for make up, sometimes relationships end in order for you to wake up..
— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) April 28, 2015argentina ka messi, brazil ka kaka, shakira boley waka waka..
— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) March 30, 2015sher rehta hai cave mein, dead rehta hai grave mein, darpok mein toh looser hai lekin winner rehta hai brave mein..
— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) April 28, 2015o o jaane jaana, dhoonde tujhe deewana, sapnon mein roz aaye, T for telangana..
— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) April 27, 2015paagal hua deewana hua, kaisi yeh dil ki lagi, o chura ke dil mera, KOREA chali..
— Baba Sehgal (@OnlyBabaSehgal) April 27, 2015I believe in the Easter bunny, Santa Claus , Wonder woman and the Muffler Man #HappyEaster
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) April 5, 2015Dudes its a joke and you can't have a beef with that - because you can't have beef at all hahahaha
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) March 27, 2015Instead of asking God for a favour,I would rather stack the odds in my favour #BabaTwinkdev
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) February 27, 2015Me:Saw my column?Mom:No!more imp did u buy dishes 4 ur kitchen Me:Cn i exchange u 4 HemaMalini at least I will get a free KentRO #worldwar
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) February 17, 2015Me: Call me later, I am tied up right now Sister: Are you busy or what ? Me:No I have just finished reading 50 shades of grey #BadPunsRock
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) February 19, 2015Today the baby claimed that God is in the cupboard and I explained,'Nope that's just my Zara dress.' #FindingGod
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) March 30, 2015What did ur husband give u on ur anniversary ? A single ticket to MSG #worstgiftever
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) January 17, 2015Son:'why is the Wifi not working?' Me:'mansukh bhai the internet guy has been assasinated by school moms' Son'Daad!can't take this anymore'
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) January 22, 2015u nailed it..it is YOLO..nobody offered me barsaat, or baadshah..else u know.. https://t.co/D6lFopxD4k
— Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) April 27, 2015Well if u were taller,had more hair u could have got bobbydeol's role&if were way cooler,than Srk would be jobless:) https://t.co/LZFAgdX4PC
— Twinkle Khanna (@mrsfunnybones) April 27, 2015Why is Blah always followed by 2 other blahs?
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 8, 2015A knee that was surprised and said "Gee" every time it hit an ass. Would be a Gee! Knee Ass #Genius Yes I know, the door is that way...
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) April 4, 2015Neetu had a cataract surgery. Amazing medical science. No more progressive glasses.Eyesight great. Meri khair naheen! Thank you Dr Banaji.
— rishi kapoor (@chintskap) April 9, 2015Uncanny resemblance?The gentleman(due respect)behind revered Subash Chandra Bose ji is exactly ME says brother Rajiv! pic.twitter.com/UVcSw6f3JK
— rishi kapoor (@chintskap) April 8, 2015Daughter says more like an older Rowland Atkinson(Mr.Bean)
— rishi kapoor (@chintskap) April 8, 2015So that gentleman and Mr.Bean ka ganne ka juice is Rishi Kapoor - me thinks!
— rishi kapoor (@chintskap) April 8, 2015Surely have lost weight since then yaar. Ab itna bhi naheen maro mujhe! pic.twitter.com/HSF5VXxpnn
— rishi kapoor (@chintskap) April 6, 2015Two women in convo: 1st-You lost weight na? 2nd- No I put on yaar! 2nd-You put on weight na? 1st- No I lost yaar! Just accept the truth na!
— rishi kapoor (@chintskap) April 23, 2015— rishi kapoor (@chintskap) April 19, 2015— rishi kapoor (@chintskap) April 21, 2015Live tweet from the operation theatre !! pic.twitter.com/jVud7qKFOL
— Ranveer Singh (@RanveerOfficial) April 4, 2015The pants were on, I promise! #hairypits #allnaturale #4YearsOfRanveerSingh http://t.co/Lu804W0ZbW
— Ranveer Singh (@RanveerOfficial) December 10, 2014Taking so many kids for the KKR match....it's like I am a class teacher Incharge of Nursery to Higher Secondary...
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) April 8, 2015Make up is not just to look pretty on screen. It helps cover the bruises. Thot as I nurse my knee...my lil one says "Papa toot gaya..."
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) April 5, 2015The best part about spending time with my elder son is....that I look a bit more kempt than him....& his sense of edgy humour.
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) March 27, 2015A day comes in every macho mans life when he has to wear pink leggings & he hopes at least his daughter approves. pic.twitter.com/ZLzI8ux7CK
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) March 19, 2015Dekh lo dubli patli sonakshi devi ko. Abb yakeen aah ya, wah! Kamaal karti ho yaar rajjo. pic.twitter.com/pUAD3tGzgs
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) April 14, 2015Thought for the day . Hmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhh , jaane do aaj kuch mat soocho .
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) June 29, 2014Iss flying parindey k feathers gin k batao toh maanu. pic.twitter.com/0xi0pWiBgs
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) April 13, 2015Come on Zinta. Me watching u Zinta. pic.twitter.com/hOMCrZZowG
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) April 10, 2015Jst watched dolly ki dolly . Poocho kaisi lagi .
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) January 21, 2015Poocha ?
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) January 21, 2015Nahi ?
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) January 21, 2015Arre kya yaar
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) January 21, 2015Jst saw happy new year ka promo , its Kick ass .
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) August 14, 2014Is it ok if we still don't give it back? I mean.... Just asking.
— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbachchan) March 26, 2015Dekh Apun ki farah behen ko bhi nandu ka ishtyle pasand hai. Chaska lag gaya #SnakesDance @TheFarahKhan #HNY pic.twitter.com/5T7nq0xDeQ
— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbachchan) October 28, 2014Almost 52hrs without sleep! Eyes shutting... and the Mrs. Shows up looking like this!! Ok.. Eyes wide open now! pic.twitter.com/r8zIUTsBV0
— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbachchan) May 21, 2014