The 24 Lessons Shah Rukh Khan Learnt From 24 'Imaginary Women'

New Delhi: Shah Rukh Khan claims to have learnt 24 life lessons from '24 beautiful imaginary women' and he's sharing.

On Monday evening, SRK listed the lessons, aligning them name-wise on Twitter, and for those who want to know what the occasion is, SRK is now 24-year-old on Bollywood. His debut film, Deewana opposite Divya Bharti, released on June 25, 1992.

Here are SRK's tweets for your edification - but we have to ask, why just the names of women, Shah Rukh Khan? Why not use the names of men to spell out life lessons too? And how do you know they are all beautiful? Maybe some of them are downright plain.

Anyway. From Tina to Laila, here's what these 'imaginary women' who are all apparently beautiful taught Shah Rukh Khan:
 

Thank u for 24 years of living and loving. 24 years of having learnt life from 24 beautiful imaginary women. List and lessons to follow...

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 27, 2016

 

1. TINA. There is nothing abnormal
2. GENA :Give everyone, not accumulate
3. FAGUN : Fall and get up nonetheless.

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 27, 2016

 

4. MINA mediocrity is not acceptable
5. DHUN Don't have unnecessary negativity.
6. RHEA Respect 'HER' everywhere always.

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 27, 2016

 

7. DIPA Director is pilot always
8. CHITRA Compete hard,in true rightful ardor
9. EASHA Eventually all sadness heals accordingly.

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 27, 2016

 

10. CAROL. Children are raised On Love
11. ITI. Imagine the impossible
12. TYRA. Take your Risks audaciously
13. SKY. Smoking kills you

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 27, 2016

 

14. LYRA. Laugh your regrets away
15. TIA. Take India ahead
16. SWATI. Superheroes wear acutely tight innerwear.

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 27, 2016

 

17. FIDA. Family is dependable always
18. AMNA. Art matters, not artist
19. ANITA. Assume not imbeciles take advice

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 27, 2016

 

20. MIRA. Mommy is right always
21. Akira. A King inspires righteous aims
22.ASMA Always smell 'manlike' agreeable

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 27, 2016

 

23. NAINA Nature always instills naked awesomeness
24. LAILA. Life abounds in loving all.

Once again thank you for the years and happiness

— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 27, 2016

Shah Rukh Khan, 50, was last seen in Maneesh Sharma's Fan and his next film Raees releases in January. His upcoming projects include a film with Gauri Shinde, co-starring Alia Bhatt, and an Imtiaz Ali-directed movie.