As a society we have failed if we do not recognize the genius that is Anu Malik. There would be no need to pretend otherwise. There is NOTHING shameful about admitting that you listen to Anu Malik numbers when you're down and out, or deeply in love or feeling extremely patriotic. Oh, don't be shy. We know you love him as much as we do.
1. When you want to express your love in a way that screams Roadside Romeo.
2. When you want to describe the features of the woman you love. To the woman herself.
3. When you want to put your point across by repetition.
4. In case someone wasn't aware of India's awesomeness.
5. In case, they're still not convinced.
6. Whenever you're feeling thankful for your existence. Because God is kind and bountiful.
7. When no power, or the lack of it, can stop you from expressing your love.
8. When you need a cook-cum-soulmate.
10. Okay. Enough venting. It is time to sing a song that's so unoriginal, it will take your mind off your broken heart.
Here are 10 situations when the only appropriate response, is an Anu Malik song:
1. When you want to express your love in a way that screams Roadside Romeo.
Not sure what is more painful, the lyrics of this song or Ajay's dancing.
2. When you want to describe the features of the woman you love. To the woman herself.
Did SRK's pants win an award? No?! WHAT. WHY.
3. When you want to put your point across by repetition.
I will keep talking till you're absolutely convinced, girl.
4. In case someone wasn't aware of India's awesomeness.
That's it. Your argument is invalid. This song wins the world.
5. In case, they're still not convinced.
Lyrics: Kasam Lee Hai Humne
Kasam na Todenge
We Love You O India
Tujhe Na Chodenge
We Love You O India
Tujhe Na Chodenge
6. Whenever you're feeling thankful for your existence. Because God is kind and bountiful.
This could be the official Thanksgiving song
7. When no power, or the lack of it, can stop you from expressing your love.
Shakespeare couldn't have said it more beautifully. You go, Romeo!
8. When you need a cook-cum-soulmate.
Wanted: A soulmate who makes excellent elaichi chai
9. When it's raining and your heart is broken and you can no longer stop yourself from venting.
It's true. Sob. Rain can make your heart ache. So can lyrics.
10. Okay. Enough venting. It is time to sing a song that's so unoriginal, it will take your mind off your broken heart.
Both the heart, and this tune seem to be stolen.
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