Humpty Dumpty had a great a fall... this line from the classic children's poem sums ups your entire life. Sitting, standing, climbing stairs - any activity that involves any kind of movement, even if it is just breathing in and out, includes the possibility of you falling down.
Falls that make you laugh, falls that leave you embarrassed, falls that leave you with broken teeth or bones - you've had them all.
So this one's for all those unfortunate folks who've kissed the ground one too many times and gotten back up on their slightly jittery feet. Here's a list of things most frequent fall guys have been through.
1. You are well known in public places because you have had one or more of your embarrassing accidents practically everywhere.
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2. People who know about gravity's special relationship with you, make it a point to walk a few feet away at all times.
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3. Friends and family have stopped asking if you're fine after falls. They know you can handle it, what with your vast experience on the subject.
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4. You have a latent fear of climbing staircases, running, dancing, exercising, sitting on chairs, and sometimes even standing still.
5. Heels are also not your best friends, should you happen to be female.
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6. No one ever lets you carry anything heavy or even light.
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7. You have lots of bruises and missing/fake teeth to show for your not-so-great adventures.
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8. You are usually the first to burst out laughing when you fall.
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9. You feel a sense of achievement when you stumble, but manage to stop yourself from actually falling.
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10. You've submitted to your fate and learnt to live with your condition. Most days, you don't even realise that Humpty Dumpty had a great a fall.
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Falls that make you laugh, falls that leave you embarrassed, falls that leave you with broken teeth or bones - you've had them all.
So this one's for all those unfortunate folks who've kissed the ground one too many times and gotten back up on their slightly jittery feet. Here's a list of things most frequent fall guys have been through.
1. You are well known in public places because you have had one or more of your embarrassing accidents practically everywhere.
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2. People who know about gravity's special relationship with you, make it a point to walk a few feet away at all times.
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3. Friends and family have stopped asking if you're fine after falls. They know you can handle it, what with your vast experience on the subject.
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4. You have a latent fear of climbing staircases, running, dancing, exercising, sitting on chairs, and sometimes even standing still.
... STAIRS!!!
5. Heels are also not your best friends, should you happen to be female.
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6. No one ever lets you carry anything heavy or even light.
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Next time, just carry yourself, alright?
7. You have lots of bruises and missing/fake teeth to show for your not-so-great adventures.
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8. You are usually the first to burst out laughing when you fall.
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9. You feel a sense of achievement when you stumble, but manage to stop yourself from actually falling.
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10. You've submitted to your fate and learnt to live with your condition. Most days, you don't even realise that Humpty Dumpty had a great a fall.
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