The world is a cruel place for the overweight. If you're not a size two or below, you're considered a cow. You're either 'healthy' or ill or from a khaata-peeta khandaan or just plain old lazy. No one leaves a plus-sized person alone - well, at least not until they've given them a piece of their minds.
Here are 11 things overweight people are probably tired of hearing:
1. Have you tried exercising?
Exercising? What's exercising? I just go to the gym to look at boys.
2. Have you tried reducing your carbs and proteins? Just avoid rice, potatoes, mutton, fried and sweets - you'll be sorted.
Gee, thanks. Why don't I just go on a liquid diet? Sure, I can live on diet air.
3. You sure you want to eat that?
4. No one will want to marry you if you stay like this...
Darling, who wants a man when I have this thing in my hands...
5. When you're trying to buy clothes at a store - This might not fit you
6. Have you lost weight?
Thanks but I usually say hello when I meet someone.
7. I know a very good dietician. Do you want to go?
8. But you are cute...
Of course, you start that compliment with a 'but'?
9. Are you pregnant? OR When are you due?
10. You're not 'that' fat...
Thanks. Maybe now I can hold off on the suicide...
11. There's more of you to love...
Because you've got to give it to those who love you no matter what. Awww...
Here are 11 things overweight people are probably tired of hearing:
1. Have you tried exercising?
Exercising? What's exercising? I just go to the gym to look at boys.
2. Have you tried reducing your carbs and proteins? Just avoid rice, potatoes, mutton, fried and sweets - you'll be sorted.
Gee, thanks. Why don't I just go on a liquid diet? Sure, I can live on diet air.
3. You sure you want to eat that?
4. No one will want to marry you if you stay like this...
Darling, who wants a man when I have this thing in my hands...
5. When you're trying to buy clothes at a store - This might not fit you
6. Have you lost weight?
Thanks but I usually say hello when I meet someone.
7. I know a very good dietician. Do you want to go?
8. But you are cute...
Of course, you start that compliment with a 'but'?
9. Are you pregnant? OR When are you due?
10. You're not 'that' fat...
Thanks. Maybe now I can hold off on the suicide...
11. There's more of you to love...
Because you've got to give it to those who love you no matter what. Awww...
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