Jerry Seinfeld, who is set to perform in Mumbai next month,
has said his trip to India will allow him to "make fun of it in person."
Seinfeld, 60, stand-up comic and creator of one of the world's biggest-ever sitcoms, is appearing as part of India's Stage42 festival, in which the country will witness more than 100 stand-up comedy, music and theater performances.
But wait. Are Indians ready to be made fun of? Going by the uproar over AIB Roast and a controversial ban by the censor board on 30 words, Seinfeld could need some help. That's what we're here for.
1. Don't do what Russell Peters did: We treat our Bollywood heroes like - well- heroes. They cannot be wrong. After stand-up comic Russell Peters, who is touring India currently, slammed actor Aamir Khan for calling the AIB Roast 'violent' and asked him to 'mind his own business', a lot of people asked Peters to 'shut up' instead. Articles did the rounds on social media that said Peters has no right to comment on Bollywood, and especially about Aamir Khan who makes 'real' movies. So, Mr Seinfeld, please take note.
2. No jokes also about religion, or politicians. We are a land of many religions and we are a sensitive bunch of people. You make joke about guilty Catholics or neurotic Jews. Leave that at home. Also, here, if you post cartoons or caricatures about politicians, your next stop is jail.
3. No cuss words, please.
In an earlier interview with The Guardian, Seinfeld discussed how he achieves being funny without resorting to swearing and sex in his material. That's exactly what we need! Recently, the Central Board of Film Certification sent a notice to filmmakers listing 30 "objectionable words". We're happy to share that with Shree Seinfeld. Just in case.
4. Don't say Bombay or you could get axed. The Censor Board also bans the word 'Bombay' from being used as "per Government of Maharashtra's notification dated 4/9/96". So when on stage, to greet your audience go with , "Hello Mumbai," or "I am so glad to be in Mumbai." M-U-m-B-A-I . Do practice that, Mr Seinfeld. It rhymes with Oh Why.