On Diwali, 10 Witty Tweets Celebrating The Festival Of Lights

What's Diwali without diyas, mithai and...WhatsApp forwards? Chances are, you woke up this morning to a phone full of messages from family, friends, acquaintances and perhaps even some unknown numbers as people enthusiastically broadcast "Happy Diwali" messages to their entire contact lists. Perhaps you were the person sending "Happy Diwali" messages, images and GIFs to people. Either way, you'll enjoy this list of 10 witty tweets on Diwali. This year, the good people of Twitter are keeping us amused and cracking jokes (not crackers). We scoured through Twitter to find you these hilarious tweets.

Order, order:
 

Sending annoying Diwali WhatsApp forwards is punishable under Psychological Torture Act.

— Bombay High Court (@2OFFICIAL4YOU) October 18, 2017

Laddoo-lovers want to know, why isn't this a thing already?
 

We've found gravitational waves but still can't send a real laddu as a whatsapp attachment? Up your game, science. #HappyDiwali

— (@varungrover) October 19, 2017

So true it hurts:
 

Honest Diwali WhatsApp Forward pic.twitter.com/iItO8OnIsm

— All India Bakchod (@AllIndiaBakchod) October 18, 2017

Delete!
 

The real Diwali ki safai is actually post Diwali when you delete all those forwarded Whatsapp gifs, images and... https://t.co/43yvVm0e9B

— Lakshit Bajaj (@LakshitBajaj) October 19, 2017

Of course that fake NASA satellite image has to make an appearance:
 

WhatsApp released this satellite photo of Indians replying to each other's Diwali messages. pic.twitter.com/gfIsN4Q4sG

— Sanjay Manaktala (@smanak) October 19, 2017

Did you get this image on WhatsApp today?
 

Brave Blogger Takes a Stand, Tries Keeping Old Diwali Traditions Alive pic.twitter.com/qv4gR2Vp0m

— Akshar (@AksharPathak) October 19, 2017

No, UNESCO hasn't declared Diwali the best festival. Yet:
 

#HappyDiwali dear frndz .. Always the best feeling to go andurn-e-mulk to celebrate Diwali apno ke sath.. Even if UNESCO doesn't say it, we know that it's the best festival.

— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) October 19, 2017

*Retweets immediately*
 

RT if your mom has already said "Diwali ke din to naha le" to you.

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) October 19, 2017

Trust Mumbai Police to offer up a filmy reason why we should all aim for a pollution-free Diwali this year:
 

Bursting firecrackers may not necessarily be even your best friend's choice! #PollutionFreeDiwali pic.twitter.com/F2Vyz4bJXr

— Mumbai Police (@MumbaiPolice) October 19, 2017

And since it's a cracker-free Diwali in Delhi NCR this year, perhaps this is what that (fake) NASA satellite image will look like: 
 

Hey NASA, here you go. You can use this image for this year's Diwali - pic.twitter.com/ilCHnBGm2w

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) October 19, 2017

Let us know if you end up getting this image on WhatsApp today!

Have a happy and safe Diwali!