This Article is From Oct 19, 2017

On Diwali, 10 Witty Tweets Celebrating The Festival Of Lights

This year, the good people of Twitter are cracking jokes, not crackers! We've rounded up 10 witty tweets to keep you entertained all day long. Happy Diwali!

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Diwali 2017: These 10 tweets celebrating the Festival of Lights will make you laugh out loud

What's Diwali without diyas, mithai and...WhatsApp forwards? Chances are, you woke up this morning to a phone full of messages from family, friends, acquaintances and perhaps even some unknown numbers as people enthusiastically broadcast "Happy Diwali" messages to their entire contact lists. Perhaps you were the person sending "Happy Diwali" messages, images and GIFs to people. Either way, you'll enjoy this list of 10 witty tweets on Diwali. This year, the good people of Twitter are keeping us amused and cracking jokes (not crackers). We scoured through Twitter to find you these hilarious tweets.

Order, order:
 
Laddoo-lovers want to know, why isn't this a thing already?
 
So true it hurts:
 
Delete!
 
Of course that fake NASA satellite image has to make an appearance:
 
Did you get this image on WhatsApp today?
 
No, UNESCO hasn't declared Diwali the best festival. Yet:
 
*Retweets immediately*
 
Trust Mumbai Police to offer up a filmy reason why we should all aim for a pollution-free Diwali this year:
 
And since it's a cracker-free Diwali in Delhi NCR this year, perhaps this is what that (fake) NASA satellite image will look like: 
 
Let us know if you end up getting this image on WhatsApp today!

Have a happy and safe Diwali!
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