I Really Am Madonna, Tweets Singer After Company Refuses To Believe Her

In 2015, the Queen of Pop, Madonna, released her song "B****, I'm Madonna." Cut to 2017, Madonna is borrowing her song title to convince a shipping company that refuses to believe that she is, in fact, the one and only Madonna. The singer tweeted that FedEx failed to deliver a package after failing to believe she really was Madonna. Insert hashtag #FamousPeopleProblems here.

Posting a grumpy selfie on Twitter and Facebook, Madonna wrote: "When you've been arguing with fed-ex all week that you really are Madonna and they still won't release your package." 
 

When you've been arguing with fed-ex all week that you really are Madonna and they still won't release your package. !#bitchplease pic.twitter.com/UQdms69w49

— Madonna (@Madonna) September 5, 2017

The post instantly went viral, with over 12,000 retweets and over 1,400 shares on Facebook.

On Instagram, where the photo has been liked over 1.3 lakh times in 21 hours, Madonna helpfully added these hashtags: #b****please #restingb****face #b****immadonna

FedEx finally reached out to the singer on Twitter with a peculiarly generic message: 
 

Hi, this is Julie.  I would like to help.  Please DM your delivery address, tracking & phone numbers. https://t.co/7vnSkvqx3r

— FedEx Help (@FedExHelp) September 5, 2017

The exchange had many laughing out loud:
 

Julie about to rock up at Madonna's house like pic.twitter.com/AUzIEseYI4

— Hanna Flint (@HannaFlint) September 5, 2017

 

Look it up Julie .... pic.twitter.com/6plXAqaxaF

— JamieDornanWorld (@JamieD_SonOfJim) September 5, 2017

 

Julie please remember memes based around recent album campaigns are not a valid form of ID

— Peter Robinson (@Popjustice) September 5, 2017

 

Julie. . . pic.twitter.com/4ObAWqn9Zi

— Natalie Ayala (@nizzlebabyxoxo) September 6, 2017

But mostly, Twitter was amazed that Madonna even had to deal with such a bizarre problem:
 

This is the oddest 'relatable' tweet I've ever seen

— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) September 5, 2017

 

RELEASE THE PACKAGE @FedEx

— Javier E. David (@TeflonGeek) September 5, 2017

 

The Struggle is Real! pic.twitter.com/ylehVacrtd

—  (@blurboi) September 5, 2017

 

FedEx be like: pic.twitter.com/IiGjim1aQO

— Dex  (@DexterUnited) September 5, 2017

 

It's a tough world out there. Hang in there, Madonna.

— Kim Chi (@KimChi_Chic) September 6, 2017

 

@FedExHelp Do something pic.twitter.com/D043eT2VV0

— Marie-J. M (@MarieJMa) September 6, 2017

Turns out, there may actually be such a thing as being too famous.