New Delhi:
If you tick off three or more of the symptoms below, then you are an incurable Bollywood-manic. Don't fight it. There's no point checking into hospital to have yourself rewired because, you know, those three gents giving blood for the old lady in the bed next to yours will be called Amar, Akbar and Anthony.
- The mirror says you look like Shah Rukh, Aamir, Hrithik, *insert-name-of-favourite-actor*/Kajol, Deepika, Kareena, *insert-name-of-favourite-actress.*
- You get a bad raise at work and sigh philosophically "mere paas ma hain." Or you bang your boss' head on his desk screaming "kutte kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga."
- Your caller tune changes every Friday.
- When you have twins you will name them Ram and Shyam or Seeta and Geeta.
- Your car is called Dhanno.
- Your dog is called Gabbar.
- Your cats are called Daga and Teja.
- You see two flowers blown together while walking in the park and you look away embarrassed.
- You only board your train when its pulling out of the station and you have to make a run for it. Till date, there's been no outstretched SRK hand waiting but you haven't given up hope.
- People called Rahul or Anjali have your instant and undying love.
- You annoy every Bengali you meet by intoning "babumoshai" regardless of whether they are male or female.
- Someone bumps into you while you're shopping at the Zara sale and you smile and say "bade bade shehron mein chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rahti hai."
- You went to Switzerland for your honeymoon and you only packed chiffon sarees.