Justin Bieber Was Roasted. Here Are the 10 Funniest, Meanest Jokes

When Hollywood's funniest stars get together to give someone the "ass-whupping he deserves", it's gotta be legendary. And it was.

Justin Bieber's Comedy Central roast aired last night (March 30) in the United States and will be airing today in India. The Roast was hosted by comedian Kevin Hart who was joined by musicians Snoop Dogg and Ludacris, former NBA star Shaquille O'Neal actress Natasha Leggero, stand-up comics Jeff Ross and Pete Davidson, and woman of many talents Martha Stewart.

Besides many bleep-worthy (by Indian standards) jokes, there were a crazy number of Selena Gomez ones. Justin's pet monkey wasn't spared either.

Here's a look at the 10 funniest jokes about and by the 21-year-old.

1. "Justin, you have it all - except for respect, love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy." -Chris D'Elia

2. "A lot of people are upset that Justin hasn't won a Grammy. There is Martha Stewart. She can be your grammy." - Jeff Ross

3. "Justin's fans are called Beliebers because these days it's politically incorrect to use the term retards." - Natasha Leggero

4. "Justin has fans in middle school or staying 500 feet away from one." -Kevin Hart

5. "Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she's dating men now." -Jeff Ross

6. "Together we dropped a track called 'Baby. It's got over a billion hits on YouTube, that's because I'm in it. It also has 4 million dislikes. That's because he's in it." -Ludacris

7. "You bought a monkey! I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the Aids epidemic" -Snoop Dogg

8. "I lost my dad in 9/11 and I've always regretted growing up without a dad. Until I met your dad, Justin" - Pete Davidson

9. "Justin, I don't like your music. I think it's bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy." - Hannibal Buress

10. "Justin, as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that high. And he uses your music to torture people." - Shaquille O'Neal

Bieber did a good job too.  

"I'm new to comedy, but here's a joke: What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours." -Justin Bieber