Screengrab from Munchies' YouTube channel
It's not like he doesn't want to expand his diet, but 'pizza will always be a part of who he is.' If there ever is a who-loves-pizza contest, Dan Janssen from Maryland, USA, will win it and by a gigantic 25-year margin. He thinks of himself as the Pizza King. Okay. Let's give this a topping of facts.
1. The video describes him as craftsman/pizza eater. Hmmm.. One cannot argue with that! The man is KNOWN as a pizza eater! Pizza King 1 - Internet 0
2. The video shows him eating pizza almost in every single frame. Like, dude. Stop. 2-0
3. Breakfast, lunch, snack, dinner x 25 years = pizza. 3-0
4. He's still fit. UMMMM... 10-0
But how is this even possible? He's almost 40 !! It's not like he doesn't know his diet is scary. It's not like he doesn't know that he ought to watch his diet, eat healthy. In fact, he fights a daily battle with diabetes. But, he still eats pizza for all meals. And the doctor do not think that there is anything (medically) wrong with him. Okay. Unbelievable. Also, insane. While his girlfriend does try to wean him off this delicious but completely disastrous diet, she is unsuccessful. Everyone's going to die, says Dan, he's just going to do so "with pizza in his stomach."
Enough said. Watch and try and catch your jaw before it drops to the floor:
1. The video describes him as craftsman/pizza eater. Hmmm.. One cannot argue with that! The man is KNOWN as a pizza eater! Pizza King 1 - Internet 0
2. The video shows him eating pizza almost in every single frame. Like, dude. Stop. 2-0
3. Breakfast, lunch, snack, dinner x 25 years = pizza. 3-0
4. He's still fit. UMMMM... 10-0
But how is this even possible? He's almost 40 !! It's not like he doesn't know his diet is scary. It's not like he doesn't know that he ought to watch his diet, eat healthy. In fact, he fights a daily battle with diabetes. But, he still eats pizza for all meals. And the doctor do not think that there is anything (medically) wrong with him. Okay. Unbelievable. Also, insane. While his girlfriend does try to wean him off this delicious but completely disastrous diet, she is unsuccessful. Everyone's going to die, says Dan, he's just going to do so "with pizza in his stomach."
Enough said. Watch and try and catch your jaw before it drops to the floor:
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