Find some of the most sarcastic, passive aggressive and extremely hilarious responses on Twitter and take your pick.
Currently trending on Twitter, #MySalaryIsLike can actually help you dish out a variety of perfect retorts each time someone broaches the touchy "salary kitni hai" topic.
Other than make you laugh, the tweets will actually help you realize you're not alone. Almost everyone's sailing in the same small and ready-to-capsize boat. If only people earned enough to buy themselves bigger and better boats.
Take a look at some of the most innovative ways to say "I earn peanuts".
#MySalaryIsLike ERROR 404: Not Found after the 1st weekend.
- DM (@dhawalmak) July 6, 2015
Reaction of my in-laws when I tld them abt my salary #MySalaryIsLike #delhi pic.twitter.com/2eAsBTByOn
- Chandan Sharma (@ImChandanSharma) July 6, 2015
#MySalaryIsLike amount of chips in Potato chips packet.
- Nishant Bhanot (@nishantbhanot) July 6, 2015
#MySalaryIsLike Now you see it, now you don't pic.twitter.com/LisQ93krCi
- Abhinav Shukla (@JustShukla) July 6, 2015
Saurav Ganguly with my salary :) #mysalaryislike pic.twitter.com/6D9uknrzqG
- Silly Point (@Sarcaism) July 6, 2015
#MySalaryIsLike Well! pic.twitter.com/dbwdy8trTC
- Frazer Fernandes (@fraze555) July 6, 2015
#MySalaryIsLike 50% loan interest 30% credit card 15% rentmobile bill 4% to parents and 1% treat for so called friends :/
-(@kuttanmaash) July 6, 2015
#MySalaryIsLike this pic.twitter.com/7Vd4LH9uw9
- Professor (@BeerOholic) July 6, 2015
#MySalaryIsLike BABAJI KA THULLU !! pic.twitter.com/bjsPMxcX4g
- Monica Lohani (Mona) (@MonicaLohani) July 6, 2015
#MySalaryIsLike my hot romantic boyfriend. It doesn't exist.
- Pepper. (@shubhangisingh9) July 6, 2015
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