This Twitter Account Is Naming Things 'Correctly' And It's Hilarious

If this Twitter account is to be believed, you can relax on a sleep table after a long day and wear torso jeans when it gets too cold. Confused? Well, 'Correct Names' is a Twitter account dedicated to giving better titles to everyday objects. After all, a stick of butter is essentially bread moisturizer and water is basically boneless ice, isn't it? According to usmagazine.com, the idea of Correct Names came to its creator Mark Dempsey in November 2016. Since then, the popular Twitter account has amassed over 84,000 followers.

We compiled a list of the 10 funniest 'correct names' given to everyday objects by this account. Take a look:

Boneless Ice pic.twitter.com/l7MXl7tkVU

- Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 19, 2017

Tomorrow Adults pic.twitter.com/7qHwWnwRMJ

- Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 18, 2017

Live Action Pingu pic.twitter.com/7PGYd9ecmr

- Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 18, 2017

Apple Juice pic.twitter.com/VLpAz8sZLX

- Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 17, 2017

Giraffe Torch

(@DaisyGeorgia94) pic.twitter.com/3YE6HTvhSo

- Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 16, 2017

Bread Moisturiser

(@ladybarkbark) pic.twitter.com/UOaaFxTqHB

- Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 16, 2017

Torso Jeans pic.twitter.com/NJRndceeER

- Correct Names (@CorrectNames) July 15, 2017

Yellow Orange pic.twitter.com/FEkLQ7Tn0S

- Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 17, 2017

Human Shelf pic.twitter.com/fEqRrUa72o

- Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 13, 2017

Mountain Fountain pic.twitter.com/7FwSvSTdMS

- Correct Names (@CorrectNames) June 12, 2017

"I think this account has done so well because it has no specific audience," says Mr Dempsey to usmagazine.com. "Everybody has been in situations where they can't remember the name of a parrot."

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