Manicures
Scaramucci, my manicure lasted longer.
- kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) July 31, 2017
Pimples
I've literally had zits that last longer than Scaramucci did in the White House. Then again, that guy was a zit on common decency.
- Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) July 31, 2017
Scrabble games
I've had scrabble games last longer than Scaramucci.
- Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) August 1, 2017
Food in the fridge
I've got stuff in the fridge that's been around longer than Scaramucci...
- Ian Rankin (@Beathhigh) July 31, 2017
His own name!
"Scaramucci's last name is longer than his tenure" -@sethmeyers
- Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) August 1, 2017
The length of a single day on Mercury and Venus
Planets with longer days than The Mooch's tenure as Communications Director #TheMooch #Scaramucci (Mercury and Venus) pic.twitter.com/nS10irlaP2
- Rogue NASA (@RogueNASA) August 1, 2017
Common cold
I've had a cold last longer than Scaramucci
- mariana Z (@mariana057) August 1, 2017
Safe to say, Twitter had a great day with the one-liners and the memes
the amount of time it takes this guy to make 4 potato salads is longer than the amount of time Scaramucci was comm. director pic.twitter.com/Tgc8upR0KG
- $teph deaf (@stephaarnold) August 1, 2017
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