No Trump campaign buttons or bumper stickers for me. I'm part of the new silent majority: those who don't like Donald Trump but might vote for him anyway. For many of us, Trump has only one redeeming quality: He isn't Hillary Clinton. He doesn't want to turn the United States into a politically correct, free-milk-and-cookies, European-style social democracy where every kid (and adult, too) gets a trophy just for showing up.
Members of this new silent majority, many of us front-wave baby boomers, value hard work and love the United States the way it was. We long for a bygone era when you didn't need "safe spaces" on college campuses to shelter students from the atrocity of dissenting opinions, lest their sensibilities be offended. We have the reckless notion that college is the one place where sensibilities are supposed to be challenged and debated. Silly us.
And please don't try to stereotype us. We're not uneducated, uninformed, unemployed or low-income zealots. We're affluent, well-educated, gainfully employed and successfully retired. Some of us even own our own business, or did before we retired, creating not only our own job but also employment for others. While we're fiscally conservative, we're not tea partyers. And on certain social issues, many of us even have some leftward leanings. Shhhh . . .
Our view of the media is old-school, too - just the facts, please. Before his untimely death some years ago, Tim Russert of "Meet the Press" set the standard for "fair and balanced" by grilling both Democratic and Republican politicians in a way that never betrayed his personal political persuasions. That still works fine. It's just damn hard to find.
The only pleasure the new silent majority has taken throughout this primary season has been watching progressives marinate in their own righteous indignation. They were giddy, like spoiled children opening Christmas presents, as they watched 17 Republican combatants call in airstrikes on one another. But eventually the tables turned as the Hillary-Bernie slugfest got ugly, and we took particular delight in the sourpuss expression on the faces of the lefties we know when they realized that the Republicans, left for dead, suddenly had new life and a chance to win the presidency.
We are under no illusions about Trump. We know that this Man Who Would Be King is a classic bully and a world-class demagogue in his personal, professional and political lives. He will continue to demonize his perceived enemies and take the low road at every opportunity.
And we know that if Trump makes it all the way to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., the view after that is murky at best. We're confident that he will surround himself with smart and capable people from the business world, as well as some Capitol Hill veterans. But here's the rub: Past business associates describe him as a micromanager who likes yes men at his side. How long this new Washington brain trust will last in a Trump administration is anybody's guess.
Who's to blame for the Trump phenomenon? There's culpability on both sides of the aisle for the absence of bipartisanship that fueled his rise. The left blames the policies of a fragmented, delusional, right-wing GOP. But the left bears responsibility, too. Turns out that the obstructers in Congress weren't just the Republicans, as Bob Woodward reported in his book "The Price of Politics." President Barack Obama kept "moving the goal posts" in the 2011 sequester negotiations with Republicans. And who can forget the way Republicans were bullied over health care? They were left with no choice but to use every procedural maneuver in their arsenal to block, delay or postpone the liberal legislative agenda.
So why then would rational, affluent, informed citizens consider voting for The Donald? Short of not voting at all - still an option some of us are considering - he's the only one who appears to want to preserve the American way of life as we know it. For the new silent majority, the alternative to Trump is bleak: a wealthy, entitled progressive with a national security scandal in her hip pocket. In our view, the thought of four to eight more years of a progressive agenda polluting the American Dream is even more dangerous to the survival of this country than Trump is.
So come Nov. 8, you'll find many of us sheepishly sneaking into voting booths across the United States. Even after warily pulling the curtain closed behind us, we'll still be looking over our shoulders to make sure the deed is shielded from view. Then, fighting a gag reflex, we'll pull the lever. We hate Donald Trump. But he just might get our vote.
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