Bollywood Matrimonials!

Wouldn't it be fun if we could publish matrimonial ads on behalf of the hotties of Bollywood? Take a look at what we think their ad could say...

  • Wouldn't it be fun if we could publish matrimonial ads on behalf of the hotties of Bollywood? Take a look at what we think their ad could say...
    Wouldn't it be fun if we could publish matrimonial ads on behalf of the hotties of Bollywood? Take a look at what we think their ad could say...
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  • Wanted for tall, handsome boy from family of actors: A discreet girl who won't kiss and tell.
    Wanted for tall, handsome boy from family of actors: A discreet girl who won't kiss and tell.
  • Off the market. Sorry guys!
    Off the market. Sorry guys!
  • Wanted for girl in the limelight: A man who can be civil on national television and keep his snarky comments to himself.
    Wanted for girl in the limelight: A man who can be civil on national television and keep his snarky comments to himself.
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  • Wanted for girl on the rebound: Sidhartha Mallya!
    Wanted for girl on the rebound: Sidhartha Mallya!
  • Wanted for former chocolate boy: A girl who is not from a legendary <i>filmi</i> family. Are you listening Priyanka?
    Wanted for former chocolate boy: A girl who is not from a legendary filmi family. Are you listening Priyanka?
  • 45 year old actor seeks a girl with commitment issues, because he intends to deem it doomed.
    45 year old actor seeks a girl with commitment issues, because he intends to deem it doomed.
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  • Wanted for former beauty queen : A boy with good on-screen chemistry. Should be a <i>Kameena</i>.
    Wanted for former beauty queen : A boy with good on-screen chemistry. Should be a Kameena.
  • Taken. Too late, ladies!
    Taken. Too late, ladies!
  • Wanted for style icon: A well dressed man with high fashion IQ.
    Wanted for style icon: A well dressed man with high fashion IQ.
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  • Spoken for. Back off, girls!
    Spoken for. Back off, girls!
  • Seeking a man with talent equal to hers. Is that even possible?
    Seeking a man with talent equal to hers. Is that even possible?
  • A modern day Devdas looks for a beauty with brains.
    A modern day Devdas looks for a beauty with brains.
  • Wanted for serially single woman: A manly man who can handle three gorgeous girls - Sush and her two daughters.
    Wanted for serially single woman: A manly man who can handle three gorgeous girls - Sush and her two daughters.
  • Wanted for boy off the gossip radar: A girl who has a slate as clean as Akshaye's.
    Wanted for boy off the gossip radar: A girl who has a slate as clean as Akshaye's.
  • Bubbly Bollywood beauty seeks a man who likes cricket and gossip.
    Bubbly Bollywood beauty seeks a man who likes cricket and gossip.
  • Dashing Khanna brother seeks a woman who can be Mrs Debonair.
    Dashing Khanna brother seeks a woman who can be Mrs Debonair.
  • Wanted for racy actress with a pucker-up habit: A man with lip insurance!
    Wanted for racy actress with a pucker-up habit: A man with lip insurance!
  • Rugby playing actor looks for potential spouse with a quirky sense of humour.
    Rugby playing actor looks for potential spouse with a quirky sense of humour.
  • Wanted for Cinderella in the making: A man who can fight off all those suitors waiting with glass slippers.
    Wanted for Cinderella in the making: A man who can fight off all those suitors waiting with glass slippers.
  • Wanted for male eye candy: A girl who can look beyond those deep dimples.
    Wanted for male eye candy: A girl who can look beyond those deep dimples.
  • Seriously fashion-disadvantaged girl seeks man who can double up as a personal fashion stylist.
    Seriously fashion-disadvantaged girl seeks man who can double up as a personal fashion stylist.
  • Wanted for Jumping Jack Junior: A girl with magic glasses.
    Wanted for Jumping Jack Junior: A girl with magic glasses.
  • Wanted for actress with more party invites than films: A man who can handle her hectic social life.
    Wanted for actress with more party invites than films: A man who can handle her hectic social life.
  • Style chameleon seeks man with good memory for faces and can deal with her zillion different looks.
    Style chameleon seeks man with good memory for faces and can deal with her zillion different looks.
  • Not so typical boy next door seeks a typical girl next-door.
    Not so typical boy next door seeks a typical girl next-door.
  • Bodacious girl seeks man who can focus beyond her, ahem, assets!
    Bodacious girl seeks man who can focus beyond her, ahem, assets!
  • Wanted for lesser known sibling: A man who can look past her more talented, now married, sister Shilpa.
    Wanted for lesser known sibling: A man who can look past her more talented, now married, sister Shilpa.
  • No ad needed, just an MMS.
    No ad needed, just an MMS.
  • Wanted for fading wannabe star: A man to revive her failed career.
    Wanted for fading wannabe star: A man to revive her failed career.