Jessica Simpson on reality show Newlyweds: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea."
Jessica Simpson on reality show Newlyweds: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea."
Paris Hilton when asked to name the British Prime Minister (then Gordon Brown): "I had lunch at his restaurant yesterday - Gordon Ramsay."
Reality show contestant Chantelle Houghton when told by Big Brother she had changed after becoming a celebrity: "I've changed? What do you mean... I've changed my clothes?"
Britney Spears on Japan: "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
Glamour model Samantha Fox on her workout wardrobe "I've got 10 pairs of training shoes - one for every day of the week."
Christina Aguilera has a query about film festivals: "So where's the Cannes film festival being held this year?"
Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson on the secret of her success: "I don't think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!"
Starlet Tara Reid on fellow blonde Jessica Simpson: "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."
Goldie Hawn on being asked to name her favourite kind of films: "Comedy is funny."
Late glamour girl Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: "Doesn't that hurt?"
