Conan O'Brien: "In North America yesterday, for a few seconds, the entire internet went down. Or, as it's known in my house, "The Day I Spoke to my Wife."
Shah Rukh Khan : was reading...don't ever think u r an ugly human being...think of urself as a beautiful monkey...hope monkeys don't get offended.
Amitabh Bachchan: "T 552 -Did you know the Hippopotamus sweats a red colored substance, often called 'blood sweat' .. ? I did not, but a 13 year old did !
Neal Brennan: Hugh Hefner on Lindsay Lohan pics: "They're classy. And I should know, because I smoke a pipe and wear a sailor's cap."
Stephen Colbert: "I think the economy might affect Christmas. Especially if the elves reject Santa's North Pole austerity measures."
Ricky Gervais: “@__giffy__: @rickygervais wat u doing awake at 3am?” It's not 3am everywhere in the world."
Sarah Silverman: Must every person over 65 eat fish before extreme close-talking? Will need an answer ASAP.
Will Ferrell Parody: The largest gathering of virgins is happening at a Game Stop near you! #MW3
Rainn Wilson: Your body is a McDonaldland. – Overweight John Mayer
Kevin Smith: I'm somewhere in North America where it's constantly the future - one hour ahead of even NYC! Nova Scotia and the Maritimes are so Sci-Fi!
