Top 10 Rajinikanth jokes shared by surfers

Here are a few jokes sent by NDTV surfers on Rajinikanth.

  • Rajini can study MBBS in an engineering college and become a lawyer. (Sent by: Kalyan)
    Rajini can study MBBS in an engineering college and become a lawyer. (Sent by: Kalyan)
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  • Once Rajni and Time had a running competition....no wonder what the result is... Time is still running!!!!!! (Sent by: Sagar Patil)
    Once Rajni and Time had a running competition....no wonder what the result is... Time is still running!!!!!! (Sent by: Sagar Patil)
  • Rajnikath doesn't need air to breathe ....its just that air requested rajnikath to enter him to keep itself warm! (Sent by: John)
    Rajnikath doesn't need air to breathe ....its just that air requested rajnikath to enter him to keep itself warm! (Sent by: John)
  • Once Hanumanji was caught reading Rajnikanth Chalisa... (Sent by: Prasad R.Iyer)
    Once Hanumanji was caught reading Rajnikanth Chalisa... (Sent by: Prasad R.Iyer)
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  • Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 per cent of germs... Rajinikanth can kill 100 per cent of whatever he wants. (Sent By: Vivek Rastogi)
    Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 per cent of germs... Rajinikanth can kill 100 per cent of whatever he wants. (Sent By: Vivek Rastogi)
  • Rajinikanth got his driver's license at the age of 16 seconds...
    Rajinikanth got his driver's license at the age of 16 seconds...
  • Rajini sir was playing cricket during rainy season and the rain got canceled due to his match. (Sent by: Deepak)
    Rajini sir was playing cricket during rainy season and the rain got canceled due to his match. (Sent by: Deepak)
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  • The world realised that india had a new hero - Rajni...the chinese tried to create a duplicate, but it turned out weaker and smaller. They named it "Jakie Chan"! (Sent by: Nikhil)
    The world realised that india had a new hero - Rajni...the chinese tried to create a duplicate, but it turned out weaker and smaller. They named it "Jakie Chan"! (Sent by: Nikhil)
  • Why does the needle of a magnetic compass always point Nortyh? Thats because Rajinikanth lives in South and nobody dare point at him.. (Sent by: Mohin)
    Why does the needle of a magnetic compass always point Nortyh? Thats because Rajinikanth lives in South and nobody dare point at him.. (Sent by: Mohin)
  • Once Rajnikanth leaned on tower in Italy and now it is known as the Leaning Tower of Pisa. (Sent by: Anshu)
    Once Rajnikanth leaned on tower in Italy and now it is known as the Leaning Tower of Pisa. (Sent by: Anshu)
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