Archie Empire

Hey, Archie! Want to build an empire?

Last fall, Archie, the comic book redhead from Riverdale, got married -- twice. But those marriages haven't stopped from him turning into a playa: he recently flirted and locked lips with Valerie, who is one-third of the all-girl band Josie and the Pussycats. And Archie's recent forays into parody -- in which he and his friends were reimagined as t...