In today's digital whirlwind, where social media reigns supreme, we find ourselves stuck in a paradox — everyone's spending what they don't have, chasing fleeting trends, and reaching for that elusive status symbol. Take, for example, Saratoga water, the latest TikTok sensation. As influencers like Ashton Hall dunk their heads into cobalt-blue spring water, consumers have followed suit, flocking to retail shelves, credit cards in hand, to grab a bottle. But is it really worth it?