Amelia Hamilton's latest story, published last week, tells the revised tale of 'Hansel and Gretel,' who had been taught how safely to use a gun.
Imagine a world where the characters from your favorite childhood fairy tales and fables are armed.
Hansel with a hunting rifle. Or Little Red Riding Hood's granny with a shotgun.
That world now exists on the National Rifle Association's NRA Family website, which partnered with author Amelia Hamilton "to present her twist on those classic tales" - a series that has infuriated gun-control advocates, some of whom called it "absolutely sick."
Gun-rights supporters say the stories - which started with "Little Red Riding Hood (Has a Gun)" and continued with "Hansel and Gretel (Have Guns)" - are a more peaceful alternative to the often disturbing fairy tales from childhood.
"In the original 'Hansel and Gretel,' the plot of the story is that the village is starving so they leave Hansel and Gretel in the woods to starve to death because the parents can't afford to feed them," Hamilton said this week on the NRA's "Cam & Company" show. She said that her takes on the classic tales were "much kinder" stories than the originals. "In my version, they were just going to go explore some different areas of the woods and see if they could come up with something to help feed the family, which apparently is a million times worse than sending your children to starve to death alone in the woods."
Hamilton's latest story, published last week, tells the revised tale of "Hansel and Gretel," who "had been taught how safely to use a gun and had been hunting with their parents most of their lives" - and who took their survival skills into the woods.
Remember: The original portrays the children as starving siblings who are abandoned in the woods and stumble upon a candy house. A witch inside captures them and prepares them as her next meal.
The gun-rights twist depicts the pair as heroes who had gone hunting and discovered other kids captured by the witch:
Hansel heard it first and stopped his sister, and they both heard it again. "Help us!" the whisper said, as Hansel and Gretel looked to see who it was. "We're in the gingerbread cottage," the whisper continued. "The witch has us!" They went to the window, where they saw two young boys, clearly brothers, locked in a cage before a simmering pot.
"We thought nobody would ever come!" the boy whispered excitedly, seeing Hansel and Gretel. "We have been here a week. The witch is fattening us up to make us into a stew! I don't know how much time we have left." Hansel and Gretel exchanged horrified glances.
"Where is the witch now?" Gretel asked.
"Asleep," the boy replied, looking over his shoulder, towards the bedroom from which they could hear the soft sounds of snoring.
"We're going to get you out of here," Hansel told the boy, hoisting himself up and climbing into the window, helping Gretel in after him, for he was stronger than his sister.
The boys directed Hansel to the key that would unlock their cage while Gretel stood at the ready with her firearm just in case, for she was a better shot than her brother. Hansel unlocked the cage and opened the door. The hinges gave a groan and the sound of the witch's snoring stopped, the silence filling the room as they looked at each other in panic. Gretel got her rifle ready, but lowered it again when the snoring resumed.
---
Needless to say, the children made it home:
After reuniting the boys with their parents, it was time to take on the witch . . . and get some hunting done in the meantime. Villagers, prepared with rifles and pistols, headed into the forest, Hansel and Gretel leading the way.
When they came upon the witch's cottage, the sheriff locked her into the cage in which the boys had been locked just the night before, to be taken away so she could never harm another child. The sheriff stood guard as the villagers hunted, coming back with more game than they had been able to find in months. There in the woods, the village held a feast.
---
Hamilton previously developed the same idea for "Little Red Riding Hood" - a little girl with a "rifle over her shoulder and a basket for her Grandmother."
In that story, an armed grandma was the heroine:
The wolf leaned in, jaws open wide, then stopped suddenly. Those big ears heard the unmistakable sound of a shotgun's safety being clicked off. Those big eyes looked down and saw that grandma had a scattergun aimed right at him. He realized that Grandmother hadn't been backing away from him; she had been moving towards her shotgun to protect herself and her home.
"I don't think I'll be eaten today," said Grandma, "and you won't be eating anyone again."
Grandma kept her gun trained on the wolf, who was too scared to move.
---
A huntsman removed the wolf from the cabin.
Hamilton said on "Cam & Company" that there's a "Three Little Pigs" story in the works.
A conservative blogger who calls herself "a lifelong writer and patriot," Hamilton initially consented to an interview with The Washington Post, then said she had no comment.
NRA Family first announced the new series in January in an editor's note.
"Most of us probably grew up having fairy tales read to us as we drifted off to sleep," the announcement read. "But how many times have you thought back and realized just how, well, grim some of them are? Did any of them ever make your rest a little bit uneasy? Have you ever wondered what those same fairy tales might sound like if the hapless Red Riding Hoods, Hansels and Gretels had been taught about gun safety and how to use firearms?"
The idea drew mixed reactions amid the continuing battle between gun-rights advocates holding tight to their Second Amendment rights and gun-control activists concerned with incidents involving children and guns.
So far in 2016, at least 52 children under age 18 have picked up a firearm and accidentally shot themselves or someone else, according to data from the gun-control group Everytown for Gun Safety.
Earlier this month, a Florida mother who bragged on Facebook that her 4-year-old son "gets jacked up to target shoot" was wounded when the child got his hands on a gun in the back seat of her vehicle and shot her in the back. The mother now faces a misdemeanor charge for allowing a minor unsupervised access to a firearm.
Gun-rights activist Bob Owens, editor of BearingArms.com, wrote that the first installment in the NRA's fairy tale series was "a lot less violent that the original tale with no one being murdered, drowned, or cannibalized. "But that bloodless outcome has apparently upset the delicate sensibilities of Media Matters and their audience," he said, "because Ms. Hamilton had both Red Riding Hood and her grandmother use firearms to self-rescue themselves and capture the wolf."
Owens further commented on a post by the liberal site Media Matters. "So you would rather have one of the more traditional endings to the tale," he wrote, "where the grandmother is slaughtered and fed to her granddaughter by a sadistic predator, or Red is violently murdered for being allegorically promiscuous, than have both women confidently and competently save themselves with a tool?"
Still, the idea of the series upset gun-control advocates.
After the series was announced, the group Repeal the Second Amendment took to Facebook, saying: "This is how the gun lobby promotes gun culture."
The Coalition to Stop Gun Violence said it was the "degenerate culture that corrupts children and encourages them to take on significant, and unnecessary, risks."
"The National Rifle Association is reimagining classic fairy tales as pro-gun parables in their NRA Family magazine. . . ." Posted by Coalition to Stop Gun Violence on Thursday, January 14, 2016
Hamilton, the author, shrugged off the criticism. "People upset that my version of 'Little Red Riding Hood' has everyone safe," she wrote on Twitter. "Must prefer the high levels of violence in original #NRAFairytales."
The NRA did not respond to several requests for comment.
© 2016 The Washington Post
(This story has not been edited by NDTV staff and is auto-generated from a syndicated feed.)
Hansel with a hunting rifle. Or Little Red Riding Hood's granny with a shotgun.
That world now exists on the National Rifle Association's NRA Family website, which partnered with author Amelia Hamilton "to present her twist on those classic tales" - a series that has infuriated gun-control advocates, some of whom called it "absolutely sick."
Gun-rights supporters say the stories - which started with "Little Red Riding Hood (Has a Gun)" and continued with "Hansel and Gretel (Have Guns)" - are a more peaceful alternative to the often disturbing fairy tales from childhood.
"In the original 'Hansel and Gretel,' the plot of the story is that the village is starving so they leave Hansel and Gretel in the woods to starve to death because the parents can't afford to feed them," Hamilton said this week on the NRA's "Cam & Company" show. She said that her takes on the classic tales were "much kinder" stories than the originals. "In my version, they were just going to go explore some different areas of the woods and see if they could come up with something to help feed the family, which apparently is a million times worse than sending your children to starve to death alone in the woods."
Hamilton's latest story, published last week, tells the revised tale of "Hansel and Gretel," who "had been taught how safely to use a gun and had been hunting with their parents most of their lives" - and who took their survival skills into the woods.
Remember: The original portrays the children as starving siblings who are abandoned in the woods and stumble upon a candy house. A witch inside captures them and prepares them as her next meal.
The gun-rights twist depicts the pair as heroes who had gone hunting and discovered other kids captured by the witch:
Hansel heard it first and stopped his sister, and they both heard it again. "Help us!" the whisper said, as Hansel and Gretel looked to see who it was. "We're in the gingerbread cottage," the whisper continued. "The witch has us!" They went to the window, where they saw two young boys, clearly brothers, locked in a cage before a simmering pot.
"We thought nobody would ever come!" the boy whispered excitedly, seeing Hansel and Gretel. "We have been here a week. The witch is fattening us up to make us into a stew! I don't know how much time we have left." Hansel and Gretel exchanged horrified glances.
"Where is the witch now?" Gretel asked.
"Asleep," the boy replied, looking over his shoulder, towards the bedroom from which they could hear the soft sounds of snoring.
"We're going to get you out of here," Hansel told the boy, hoisting himself up and climbing into the window, helping Gretel in after him, for he was stronger than his sister.
The boys directed Hansel to the key that would unlock their cage while Gretel stood at the ready with her firearm just in case, for she was a better shot than her brother. Hansel unlocked the cage and opened the door. The hinges gave a groan and the sound of the witch's snoring stopped, the silence filling the room as they looked at each other in panic. Gretel got her rifle ready, but lowered it again when the snoring resumed.
---
Needless to say, the children made it home:
After reuniting the boys with their parents, it was time to take on the witch . . . and get some hunting done in the meantime. Villagers, prepared with rifles and pistols, headed into the forest, Hansel and Gretel leading the way.
When they came upon the witch's cottage, the sheriff locked her into the cage in which the boys had been locked just the night before, to be taken away so she could never harm another child. The sheriff stood guard as the villagers hunted, coming back with more game than they had been able to find in months. There in the woods, the village held a feast.
---
Hamilton previously developed the same idea for "Little Red Riding Hood" - a little girl with a "rifle over her shoulder and a basket for her Grandmother."
In that story, an armed grandma was the heroine:
The wolf leaned in, jaws open wide, then stopped suddenly. Those big ears heard the unmistakable sound of a shotgun's safety being clicked off. Those big eyes looked down and saw that grandma had a scattergun aimed right at him. He realized that Grandmother hadn't been backing away from him; she had been moving towards her shotgun to protect herself and her home.
"I don't think I'll be eaten today," said Grandma, "and you won't be eating anyone again."
Grandma kept her gun trained on the wolf, who was too scared to move.
---
A huntsman removed the wolf from the cabin.
Hamilton said on "Cam & Company" that there's a "Three Little Pigs" story in the works.
A conservative blogger who calls herself "a lifelong writer and patriot," Hamilton initially consented to an interview with The Washington Post, then said she had no comment.
NRA Family first announced the new series in January in an editor's note.
"Most of us probably grew up having fairy tales read to us as we drifted off to sleep," the announcement read. "But how many times have you thought back and realized just how, well, grim some of them are? Did any of them ever make your rest a little bit uneasy? Have you ever wondered what those same fairy tales might sound like if the hapless Red Riding Hoods, Hansels and Gretels had been taught about gun safety and how to use firearms?"
The idea drew mixed reactions amid the continuing battle between gun-rights advocates holding tight to their Second Amendment rights and gun-control activists concerned with incidents involving children and guns.
So far in 2016, at least 52 children under age 18 have picked up a firearm and accidentally shot themselves or someone else, according to data from the gun-control group Everytown for Gun Safety.
Earlier this month, a Florida mother who bragged on Facebook that her 4-year-old son "gets jacked up to target shoot" was wounded when the child got his hands on a gun in the back seat of her vehicle and shot her in the back. The mother now faces a misdemeanor charge for allowing a minor unsupervised access to a firearm.
Gun-rights activist Bob Owens, editor of BearingArms.com, wrote that the first installment in the NRA's fairy tale series was "a lot less violent that the original tale with no one being murdered, drowned, or cannibalized. "But that bloodless outcome has apparently upset the delicate sensibilities of Media Matters and their audience," he said, "because Ms. Hamilton had both Red Riding Hood and her grandmother use firearms to self-rescue themselves and capture the wolf."
Owens further commented on a post by the liberal site Media Matters. "So you would rather have one of the more traditional endings to the tale," he wrote, "where the grandmother is slaughtered and fed to her granddaughter by a sadistic predator, or Red is violently murdered for being allegorically promiscuous, than have both women confidently and competently save themselves with a tool?"
Still, the idea of the series upset gun-control advocates.
After the series was announced, the group Repeal the Second Amendment took to Facebook, saying: "This is how the gun lobby promotes gun culture."
The Coalition to Stop Gun Violence said it was the "degenerate culture that corrupts children and encourages them to take on significant, and unnecessary, risks."
"The National Rifle Association is reimagining classic fairy tales as pro-gun parables in their NRA Family magazine. . . ." Posted by Coalition to Stop Gun Violence on Thursday, January 14, 2016
Hamilton, the author, shrugged off the criticism. "People upset that my version of 'Little Red Riding Hood' has everyone safe," she wrote on Twitter. "Must prefer the high levels of violence in original #NRAFairytales."
The NRA did not respond to several requests for comment.
© 2016 The Washington Post
(This story has not been edited by NDTV staff and is auto-generated from a syndicated feed.)
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