Some choice Seth McFarlane jokes from the show:
"This is going to be a big night for some of you people, because, as we all know, winning an Oscar guarantees a long, successful career in the industry. Look at last year:
Jean Dujardin won best actor for
The Artist and now he's everywhere! I'm kidding, of course. His is actually a tragic, age-old Hollywood story: he couldn't make it in the talkies."
"Django Unchained. This is the story of a man fighting to get back his woman, who's been subjected to unthinkable violence-or as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it, 'a date movie.' ... A lot of controversies over the use of the n-word in the film. I'm told apparently the screenplay is loosely based on Mel Gibson's voicemails."
"Ben Affleck-this man has gone from starring in Gigli to becoming one of the respected filmmakers of this generation. I feel like we're six months away from having to call him Benjamin Affleck. The first time I saw him with all that dark facial hair, I thought, My God, the Kardashians have finally made the jump to film."